I read the ingredients list very carefully.

)pina coladasnearly took out the entire Ratliff family.

(The Coffee Mate team all found out when we did!)

White Lotus Coffee Mate Creamer

Photo:Coffee Mate

With a flavor like pina colada, it had to be iced coffee, of course.

(The creamer flavor hits a little stronger on the coconut notes than the pineapple ones.)

Maybe I can’t score a meditation session with Amrita or a massage with Valentin.

But a little bit of coffee creamer could make a chilly spring day feel a little more tropical.

and “lorazepam?”